Motherland

Tomorrow my spring break begins! I'm going to Norway to get in touch with my heritage I guess. I'm quite conflicted because this is the first year I'll have the same spring break as someone I would actually want to spend spring break with, and I'm going to be gone the whole time. Then again it's a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'm going to ride fjord horses and become a viking. I am a bit worried about the weather though, and that I'll have to eat goat cheese or something the whole time, but they have McDonalds everywhere now don't they? And I hope the fact that everything's more expensive there isn't too huge a problem. Today people I don't even like were all, "Oh, buy me Norwegian stufff......". Ahhh naw screw you.

The Bachelor is officially more worthless than American Idol. And I never thought anything could be.

I'm getting a nephew, suckas. Well, that's what I think anyway. I guess it could be a girl. I'll like it either way.

I'm getting a root canal on St. Patricks Day.

Soooo maybe I'll have something interesting to say in 12 days.